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Dear computer,

Thanks for fucking out and not connecting today. I love spending two hours of my time with a bored and frustrated Computer tech, pulling up random things and typing in codes and re-starting you over and over and over.

I cut you.

(no subject)

I have a desperate and undeniable craving for chocolate cake.

Nothing I have resembles chocolate cake. Dammit. I really can't fake chocolate cake when the sweetest thing I have is South Beach Oatmeal Raisin low-fat cookies.

crap.