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Dear American Idol voters:

thank you. It's about time.

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There is this commerical on right now where this chick is pulling out pieces of her eyebrows with tweezers and at the end the tagline says: It is amazing what you can do on meth.


I watched the whole thing thinking, oh, it's my morning routine. I swear that I pull that much hair out ALL the time. I'm not on meth. And it doesn't even hurt. I think that says something about the total loss of nerve endings. Apparently it is supposed to hurt.