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OKAY these damn Jetta commercials are giving me anxiety attacks. This is the worst campaign idea I've ever seen. FIRST because you are only associating the cars with horrific, potentially life-threatening crashes AND anyone who knows shit about advertising knows that people cannot/do not process written or oral information for up to 5 seconds after a violent or frightening image, which means you are too busy going "HOLY SHIT what did I just see?" to hear the whole "Jetta, you won't die in one of these" tag lines.