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I put the Food Network on in the background and I just.....my GOD. Do people really try and cook like this? Because if they did, they'd die of heart disease within a year. Paula Dean terrifies me and Rachel Ray seems to think her food is healthy. Uh, nothing you dump butter and cream and mayonnaise into is healthy Rachel Ray. Now, go do us all a favour and take a Xanex or something. And quit teaching Americans how to make, like, cornflake encrusted meatballs smothered with cream sauce. *shudders*