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[evildiorama]

As I speak, at this moment, Sarah is at her house watching a movie that stars Paul Gross as a cop who makes out with people and says the word "sex" and Callum Keith Rennie as a gay mechanic. I am two miles down the road watching Season two of Battlestar Galactica. The world is full of wonderfulness and love.

PAUL GROSS and CALLUM are in a MOVIE. At the same time. It's too much.

We are both pretending to do research.

ETA: Flashback!Adama looks like an extra from Miami Vice.

ETA2: Do we, at any point, stop thinking Colonel Tigh is a douche?

Comments

[goddamnbatman]

OMFG THEY'RE IN A SCENE TOGETHER RIGHT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHICAN'T. NOOOOOTOOMUCHFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[goddamnbatman]

OMG, but you know what? They never showed them both in the same frame though they were in the same car. IT BREAKS MY HEART TO THINK THEY SHOT THEIR LINES TO EACH OTHER SEPARATELY.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

It's probably better that way. How heartbreaking would it be to see them together but not as Fraser and Ray???? Unless, perhaps, they made out.

[goddamnbatman]

YOU'RE RIGHT. That's exactly it!! They feared that if they filmed the scene together their frightening sexual chemistry would take over and the entire film would involve into wild gay sex!

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

Using questionable, yet effective oils found in Mechanic!Ray's garage.

[goddamnbatman]

Involve? Er, yes...devolve.

TOTALLY EFFECTIVE OILS. That would mysteriously spill all over their bodies in the process, and make them all SLIPPERY and kinda shiny and well defined in their 40+ bodies :D :D :D

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

Like, the slippery, fun effect of WD-40, without the noxious smell and possible poisonous qualities.

[goddamnbatman]

Apparently, CKR's char...DUCK...is a painter and artist, so you know he's got lotsa oils they can resort to if the WD-40 doesn't work out. Also, they can draw naughty pictures on each other. I'm fairly certain that Duck paints with edible body paint. I determined this with science and a bit of willpower.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

AH, if I put my mind to it, I'm sure I can recall some fairly organic paints.

I think their best bet is watercolors, or perhaps certain types of oils. I'd stay away from acrylics. That could get very messy.

Oh dear. I'm having some VERY vivid mental pictures.

[goddamnbatman]

Um...me too.

And for DAYS afterwards they would bear not only a score of lovebites, but also paint in their hair, ears, and noses.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

..........and various other orifices.

Dear God...I mean REALLY vivid and details.

[gobsmackit.livejournal.com]

Shot their what now? >:D

[goddamnbatman]

>:D

Look at you, with your CKR icons! You loooooove him! You want to have his baaaaabies!

[goddamnbatman]

I'm good to you. C'mon. Say it.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

O_O

What is that from???? Other than looking like a scene taken straight out of "With Six you get Eggroll"????

[goddamnbatman]

It's from his life. HE ROLLS AROUND WITH HIS BABIES IN HIS BATHROBE.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

I JUST.


JUST.


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IT"S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW. HOW can one person embody everything that could possibly be wonderous and sexy and why is he IN CANADA.