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[evildiorama]

Well, after nine loooooong months, ala05 is finally in labour. Or, at least her water broke. I was supposed to meet her for lunch today, but the fetus had other plans. Now I'm just hoping for her sake, it hurries on up and becomes a child with a sex and a name so I can stop calling it the fetus. 

MAN. I can't believe my best friend is having a baby. I will be a fabulously unhelpful aunt, sure to be a terrible influence. Anyway, lets hope that by tomorrow, I can post with a name and some good news.

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[pirates-shadow.livejournal.com]

Best of luck and prayers to her.

You're a better person than me. I would be calling it the fetus, even in it's wedding toast.

[theotherpotter.livejournal.com]

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

i was just thinking about her baby this morning in my wedding thoughts. i want it to be a girl bc i don't have enough friends/family with little girls to provide the small swarm of flower faries for my wedding. ...but a boy would be ok, too. i might still put wings on 'im.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

You want a SWARM of crying, snotty, confused children in your wedding? Have you BEEN to a wedding before? The flower girl is always crying or wandering off.

I want it to be a boy. No idea why. I think I just like little boys better. They are destructive and amuse me. Besides, we can just put makeup and wings on it anyway and teach it to break down gender barriers or something.

[theotherpotter.livejournal.com]

hahaha... bob just said you're not allowed around our children. or that you'll be known as "weird Aunt Sarah"...

WHAHAHA we just compromised. bob will teach both genders of our children how to fight and you and i can teach them to "break down gender bariers."

and yes i want a swarm of children. and if they cry, so be it. i think Grayson will be old enough to be a "senior" flower fairy and guide the little rascals in the right direction. then they will be swept off to a table and colors and games and a babysitter. w00t.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

Bah. I already have a nickname, "Mean Aunty Sarah"

Ew. As long as I do not have to be involved in corralling the little monsters. I refuse.

I will teach your son how to avoid matching browns with blacks and your little girl how to be independent of men, forever. And also, how to avoid matching browns with blacks.

[theotherpotter.livejournal.com]

mean Aunty Sarah will be a a wonderful aunt.

no, you do not have to be part of corralling the children. that will be the babysitter's job. i'm smart like that. and would *never* ask you to do that :)

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

Mean Aunty Sarah will fly in from exotic locales, teach the children a new swear word in a foreign language, and then fly off again.

Yes, I would assume you know me well enough not to trust other people's children to me. Also, you know I would not show up to your wedding.

[theotherpotter.livejournal.com]

hahaha. my goal is to live in Ireland long enough for my kids to pick up the accent. so you can visit us there :)

no. no kiddies for sarah. sarah will be at my wedding, drinking beer, dancing, and having no kiddies to take care of.

[schijt.livejournal.com]

HEY black and brown is okay.....babiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabies!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats amanda!

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

OMG it is NOT okay. Fashion rules 101:

1. Never wear black and brown together when it can be avoided. You will look like a reeces peanut butter cup

2. Never match a loose top with a loose bottom.

3. Steer away from clashing colours unless you are going for a partcular 'look' and even then, tread carefully.

4. Be wary of mixing too many fabrics, especially if they are shiny, like satin.

[theotherpotter.livejournal.com]

i LOVE black and brown--if done properly.

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

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[theotherpotter.livejournal.com]

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[clamp-fan.livejournal.com]

Why is it always "independent of men, forever?" I know women have been mistreated by men for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time and I don't think anyone should be dependent on other people. And, as you know, I don't really conform to traditional gender roles :D

It just always seems like being with a man /only/ means being locked in the kitchen having babies and that /any/ man that desires a relationship with a woman wants to turn her into June Cleaver. I know that there are too many men in this world like that but I hope you know that not all men are like that.

Sorry to hijack your post. Good luck to your friend :)

[clamp-fan.livejournal.com]

Yay for breaking down gender barriers :D

I hope your friend has a safe delivery.