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evildioramaSO Sarah, I have a new theory about this 'Paul Gross weight loss is he dying? thing'
Paul's friends sat down to watch the Ride Forever documentary. Then, they all made fun of him for looking fat.
Paul, being Paul, decided he had two courses of action
1. Spite them all by becoming TWICE as fat because he is Paul Gross and cannot be anything but awesome
2. Pay attention to the expanding neck fat which was highlighted by the ugly green shirt and lose a few pounds.
Paul Gross chose option 2, but being Paul Gross, took it WAY too far and lost like, 70 pounds.
I like this theory much better...sticking to it.
Paul's friends sat down to watch the Ride Forever documentary. Then, they all made fun of him for looking fat.
Paul, being Paul, decided he had two courses of action
1. Spite them all by becoming TWICE as fat because he is Paul Gross and cannot be anything but awesome
2. Pay attention to the expanding neck fat which was highlighted by the ugly green shirt and lose a few pounds.
Paul Gross chose option 2, but being Paul Gross, took it WAY too far and lost like, 70 pounds.
I like this theory much better...sticking to it.
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friendsfriends driveby comment
Date: 2006-09-12 09:38 am (UTC)Your theory is cooler, though. :)
Re: friendsfriends driveby comment
Date: 2006-09-12 06:04 pm (UTC)His rationale being that Canada would never let Paul Gross starve to death and that if it DID, the people would revolt.