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evildiorama ([personal profile] evildiorama) wrote2009-10-29 08:59 am

This is the warning I had to sign off on to purchase tix to The Beast

WARNING!!!  This Ticket is a license to ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!  All patrons assume ALL RISK and DANGER incidental to THE EDGE OF HELL OR THE BEAST BEFORE, DURING or AFTER the tour.  NOT RECOMMENDED for:  pregnant woman; people with high blood pressure, back, neck, health, hearing or heart ailments: or phobias, including SNAKES.  NO PACEMAKERS!  NO CHILDREN UNDER 12 admitted WITHOUT A GUARDIAN.  Beware:  You'll receive ELECTRICAL SHOCKS.  The floors are uneven;  the slides are fast and dark; you WILL be enveloped by creeping fog and vapors.  WATCH YOUR STEP!!! 

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