This is the warning I had to sign off on to purchase tix to The Beast

[evildiorama]

WARNING!!!  This Ticket is a license to ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!  All patrons assume ALL RISK and DANGER incidental to THE EDGE OF HELL OR THE BEAST BEFORE, DURING or AFTER the tour.  NOT RECOMMENDED for:  pregnant woman; people with high blood pressure, back, neck, health, hearing or heart ailments: or phobias, including SNAKES.  NO PACEMAKERS!  NO CHILDREN UNDER 12 admitted WITHOUT A GUARDIAN.  Beware:  You'll receive ELECTRICAL SHOCKS.  The floors are uneven;  the slides are fast and dark; you WILL be enveloped by creeping fog and vapors.  WATCH YOUR STEP!!! 

Comments

[evildiorama.livejournal.com]

Dude, really? I wonder why that is? Do other cities up there do stuff?

Halloween is HUGE down here in the South. Now, Kansas City (where the Beast is) is not in the south, it's the mid-west. But still. The South is just all tied up in this old school Christian/occult/voodoo history.

[bohemian--storm.livejournal.com]

Most of the stuff here is geared toward kids or just parties, which I'm not really into. I'd love a good haunted house or something like that.

I think I need to come spend a Halloween in the South sometime.